I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
I can’t put you down like, cheap wine and cigarettes* #you #cheapwine #cigarettes 😍😘
Do you ever see someone being so ignorant that it doesn’t feel real? You’re just left speechless? It just doesn’t make sense.
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
How To Train Your Humans
I’m obsessed with this
Sad we have to train people to use manners